notable purchases or acquisitions:
- 3 sets spring loaded corner flags
- the jesuit guide to (almost) everything
- 2 jungle sisters
- badge-a-minit hand press
- a chocolate fountain
- one disco ball
- bird sense:what it's like to be a bird
- bear archery right hand warrior III
- eleven pounds of cheese, at least
- sling shot and poms
things i've done for work:
- scrape residue off a concrete floor
- deliver candy bars between state senate offices
- coach a step team
- track down nfl football players
- organize supper clubs for the wellderly
- fill school buses with young idealists
- send 8 year olds to the abyss
- magic
things i will likely do:
- spend $18,000 on toilet paper
- run 13.1 miles
- get a dog
- find a vocation
